A lot of folks these days…well a couple of days ago (shit, blogging is big again, who knew?) had this crazy idea that twitter could relieve themselves of their Rss fix. This was mainly due to what can easily be seen in exhibit 1. There were so many folks out there simply diving into their Rss feed and reproducing each article as a new tweet. The folks who followed you would adopt the infamous ‘re-tweet’ and share it with the folks on their own twitter network, thereby spreading the word. There is an inherent problem with this and I hope to compose myself long enough to make this coherent. Ready? Good.
Your Rss feed silently creeps into your house every mourning, opens your refrigerator because you were clearly too concerned with yourself to leave him some milk and cookies, gets some food and regurgitates a user specified amount of information directly into your blue tooth headphone (remember to take it off before you went to bed?) or computer for your morning pleasure. Who actually picks up and reads the newspaper in the morning while you consume your heavily glycemic loaded breakfast? If you do, then great, but for the rest of us we desire a much more ‘diverse’ amount of info. So what happens when you open your Rss reader of choice? Usually you are awash with a number discerning how lazy you are or how many feeds you should consume. What happens when you open your Twitter client? I follow a good amount of people and what I usually see is a metric ‘shit-ton’ (yes, this is a large reason why we do not use the metric system) of personal, pious pimping. Everyone is simply tooting their own horn and if by some amazing amount of luck, they are tooting someone elses horn, it is probably something they got off their own Rss reader (and refuses to give props where props are due).
Your Rss reader is a warm and fuzzy place where you can flip through at your own risk and watch every video without having to worry about every shortened URL and where they all go. Everything from music, text, and video is contained in that little block until you move on to the next feed. If you use gReader and are old enough to know what ‘Vi’ is you will derive a healthy amount of pleasure pushing your ‘j’ and ‘k’ keys. What do you get with Twitter? Well something sticky right in your eye usually, but on a healthier point, something completely different. I am not bashing Twitter except for the fact that it might be heading the way of ‘Ze Wikipedia;’ good for casual stuff but absolute rubbish for fact finding. Ask yourself right now, how many tweets do I read per day? Do you spend a good amount of that time listening, watching, looking, and tweeting about stuff that you find passionate? What would a twitter world be like if you were forced to read a certain amount of tweets before you could post one? I bet it would be the community that FriendFeed is and will hopefully always will be, Facebook willing. So the next time someone says that Rss is going the way of the Dodo, shove that Dodo where it can scratch it’s way out.
Have a feeling about how this could be completely wrong? Well do not sit by the wayside and curse me out miles away and under your breath, comment something up!
….Thanks for reading by the way.
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Braden Douglass
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